A sequel to my previous story about Fireteam EV. The guys deal with some of the aftermath of Brekt's death.

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Warhammer 40k original characters: Fireteam Errant Valour, a unit of the Imperial Guard roughly equivalent to a squad of Army Rangers.
Warnings: character death

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BATTLE OF SPIDER BATH PART 2: THE AFTERMATH
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A SHAKESPEAREAN SPIDER DRAMA

Went in bathroom. There is a second, smaller spider in tub. It is already dead, drowned in a bit of water that didn't drain out. This was not there when I battled Shelob. A widower, unable to carry on alone? PERHAPS.

I show no remorse as I nudge the corpse down the drain.

THE BATTLE OF SPIDER BATH, 6TH MAY 2011. IMPERIAL FORCES TRIUMPHANT.

Huge fuckoff spider in bathtub. Like, Australian style, huge fuckoff spider. Had the kind of legs that looks like it can jump. I hate jumping spiders. Francis does not hate anything as much as I hate jumping spiders. I can handle a spider that doesn't jump. I can allow a standard, ( Read more... )

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So I like picking up crappy 1960s romance novels, and I got this one that is like SUPER GOFFIK. It is "Orphan of the Shadows" by Paula Minton. The main character is an orphan whose father was a Nazi. Her non-Nazi uncle (dad's brother) and his wife took her in and raised her like she was their own. The heroine spends all her time doing ( Read more... )

RAUM I BLAME YOU THE SIMS SHIT IS ALL YOUR FAULT

so I spent like the last seven hours finding and downloading shit and then graphing this out on a piece of paper and then building THE MOONBASE

it is not as spyfi as it should be but i had to work with what i found sooooooo

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